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That relentless Manchester drizzle mirrored my soul as I scrubbed crayon off the wallpaper - again. My tiny tornado, Lily, thrashed on the floor screaming for cartoons. I felt the familiar cocktail of guilt and exhaustion bubble up when I handed her the tablet. Then it happened. Not the usual zombie-eyed scrolling, but actual deliberate finger taps accompanied by gleeful shrieks. She'd accidentally launched Apples & Bananas.

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That sticky August afternoon, my kitchen smelled like impending disaster – burnt caramel and desperation. I’d promised my niece’s birthday cake would be "just like Nana’s," but Nana’s recipe served 6, and 24 hungry guests were arriving in three hours. Butter ratios spun in my head: ⅔ cup tripled shouldn’t be this terrifying. My phone sat sticky with frosting, mocking me as I scribbled 4.666... cups? Flour dusted the screen when I frantically googled conversion charts. Then I remembered Marcus ra

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Cardboard avalanches buried my hallway when the landlord's text hit: "Inspection in 3 hours." My throat clenched like a fist around a stress ball. Paint cans, half-dismantled shelves, and that godforsaken sofa I'd promised to move yesterday mocked me from corners. Sweat glued my shirt to my back as I frantically wiped grime off baseboards with an old t-shirt. Failure wasn't an option – not with my deposit dangling over a grease stain on the oven door.

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