Ape Chaos 2025-09-18T04:07:10Z
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Rain lashed against the Brooklyn loft windows last Thursday, the kind of gray afternoon where city sounds blur into static. I’d just burned my third attempt at baking sourdough—charcoal lumps mocking me from the counter—when a notification buzzed. My college roommate, Sarah, had sent a Spotify link to some autotuned abomination labeled "2000s Throwback." It sounded like a robot vomiting glitter. That’s when I remembered the techie at work muttering about "untouched Y2K audio" and finally downloa
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The stale coffee in my mug mirrored my cynicism as I scrolled through yet another "revolutionary" strategy game ad. Ten years reviewing mobile war sims had turned me into a jaded general, numb to the copy-pasted base builders flooding the app stores. But then—during a rain-lashed Tuesday morning commute—my thumb froze. There it was: a gorilla with Tesla coils grafted to its knuckles, roaring atop a smoldering skyscraper. I downloaded Ape Chaos on a whim, not knowing it would hijack my routines a