FOOBY 2025-11-14T18:16:39Z

That Tuesday morning catastrophe still burns in my muscles - reaching for my Android mid-commute while mentally operating in iPhone mode. My thumb jabbed at phantom control center gestures as rain blurred the bus window, only to trigger Google Assistant instead. Coffee sloshed across my lap when I frantically swiped up from the bottom seeking app switcher, activating emergency SOS instead. The humiliation of fumbling with my own devices while commuters smirked ignited something primal. That even

Rain lashed against my kitchen window as another 5am lockdown wake-up blurred into the next. That familiar hollow ache spread through my chest—not just from isolation, but from information starvation. Scrolling felt like shouting into a void. Generic national headlines about case numbers told me nothing about whether the butcher on High Street had reopened, or if the mysterious construction fencing around Albert Park Lake meant another six months of detours on my grim, permitted walks. My thumb

Rain lashed against my office window like the universe mocking my stupidity. Another Monday, another round of humiliating losses in our AFL tipping comp. I could taste the bitterness of my own poor judgment – that ill-advised bet on Collingwood when every stat screamed otherwise. My spreadsheet-addicted brain had failed me again, leaving me defenseless against Dave from Accounting’s smug grin as he waved his perfect round slip. "Analytics specialist, eh?" he’d chuckle, the words stinging like le