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That Tuesday started with ordinary chaos - spilled coffee on my laptop bag, a missed bus, the frantic rush through Auckland's Queen Street crowds. Then the world tilted violently during my 10:15 am latte. Shelves at the corner café became percussion instruments, ceramic mugs leapt to their deaths, and my phone skittered across trembling tiles like a terrified beetle. In the sickening lurch between aftershocks, my trembling fingers found salvation: the emergency broadcast system buried within Stu

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My knuckles turned bone-white gripping the balcony railing as shouting delegates below transformed the hemicycle into a roaring tempest. That crucial Thursday morning, the fate of the Digital Markets Act hung by a thread – and my editor's deadline loomed in 90 minutes. I'd covered EU tech policy for a decade, yet never felt this raw panic clawing my throat. Scrolling through Twitter felt like drinking from a firehose of rumors; refreshing three different news sites only showed stale headlines fr