Hodoz 2025-09-14T10:18:38Z
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For 217 consecutive mornings, I'd waged war against a shrill electronic dictator. That merciless digital screech would claw through my REM cycles, triggering a Pavlovian dread before consciousness fully formed. My fist would instinctively slam the snooze button with violent precision - nine minutes of stolen oblivion before the torture resumed. This morning ritual left me stumbling through dawn with the emotional resonance of a zombie and the cognitive sharpness of a spoon.