holiday mischief 2025-09-16T17:55:23Z

The stale scent of pine needles and burnt sugar cookies hung heavy in my aunt's living room last Christmas Eve. Twenty-three relatives packed elbow-to-elbow in a room meant for ten, exchanging the same tired small talk about mortgage rates and knee replacements. My cousin Timmy, a sullen thirteen-year-old glued to his Switch in the corner, embodied the collective festive despair. That's when I remembered the ridiculous app I'd downloaded during a midnight bout of holiday insomnia - Santa Prank C