wardrobe identity crisis 2025-09-21T04:22:29Z
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That cursed gala invitation glared from my dresser, mocking me with every tick of the clock. Four hours wasted tearing through fabric mountains - sequined disasters, ill-fitting sheath dresses, that tragic floral abomination I'd worn to cousin Martha's wedding. My reflection screamed fraud in corporate blazers and bohemian skirts alike. Panic sweat traced my spine as I collapsed onto a heap of discarded possibilities. This wasn't just wardrobe failure; it was identity theft by polyester.