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Rain lashed against my apartment windows last Tuesday, mirroring the storm in my chest after another brutal work call. My running shoes sat abandoned by the door like forgotten soldiers, collecting dust instead of miles. That's when Sarah's text lit up my phone: "Joined Charity Miles - running feeds kids now!" Skepticism warred with desperation as I downloaded it, never expecting this unassuming icon would rewrite my relationship with movement.

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Rain lashed against the coffee shop window as I stared at my third overdraft notification that month. My fingers trembled against the cold phone screen - another $35 vanished into the banking void for the crime of being $2 short. That's when Maria slid her phone across the sticky table. "Stop letting them steal from you," she said, pointing at the sleek blue icon. "This actually fights back." The Moment Everything Shifted

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