Elton 2025-11-16T17:07:48Z

It was a typical rainy Saturday afternoon, the kind where the gray skies seemed to press down on the world, and my small apartment felt more like a cage than a home. My roommate, Sarah, and I were slumped on the couch, scrolling through our phones in silence, the only sounds being the occasional sigh of boredom and the persistent drizzle outside. We had run out of things to talk about—work dramas exhausted, weekend plans nonexistent, and even the latest viral videos felt stale. That's when I rem

The tension around our Sunday roast could've been carved with the blunt butter knife. Aunt Margret's seventh retelling of her cat's thyroid medication regimen hung thick as gravy while Dad's eye twitched in that rhythmic way signaling imminent eruption. My phone buzzed - salvation! Except it didn't. The cracked screen showed my wallpaper. That's when I remembered the digital mischief maker sleeping in my apps folder. Three taps later, Elon Musk's pixelated face materialized, demanding I immediat