Engineering Wale Baba 2025-11-06T20:21:42Z

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The Colombo sun beat down as I wove through Pettah Market's labyrinthine alleys, sweat trickling down my neck. My mother's sari gift mission felt doomed. "How much?" I asked the vendor, pointing at cobalt-blue silk. His rapid-fire Tamil response might as well have been static. Panic fizzed in my chest when he gestured impatiently toward his crowded stall – no time for charades. That’s when my thumb jammed against the phone icon on EngTamEng, desperation overriding skepticism.