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Rain lashed against my apartment windows last November as I sat hunched over my laptop, avoiding my own reflection in the dark screen. That stubborn roll of belly fat mocking me since lockdown had become a physical manifestation of my frustration - until I discovered Koboko during a 2AM Instagram doomscroll. The next morning, I unrolled my dusty yoga mat with trembling hands, half-expecting another fitness gimmick. What followed wasn't just exercise; it was rebellion against my own limitations.

Rain lashed against the hospital window like pebbles thrown by an angry child. I traced the IV line taped to my mother's frail wrist, the rhythmic beep of monitors counting seconds I couldn't reclaim. Fourteen hours into the vigil, my spine had fossilized into the plastic chair's cruel contour when my phone buzzed - a forgotten reminder from Glo's meditation timer. The notification felt like sacrilege in that sterile purgatory. Yet something made me tap it. What spilled through my earbuds wasn't