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The shrill ping of another Slack notification echoed through my home office, slicing through my concentration like a harpoon. I'd been wrestling with quarterly reports for three hours straight, my vision blurring from spreadsheet cells. In that moment of digital suffocation, my thumb instinctively swiped left on the screen, seeking refuge in cerulean depths. That's when Poseidon's realm first embraced me.

Tuesday morning hit like a freight train. My coffee sat cold beside a spreadsheet blinking with errors, each cell screaming about quarterly projections. My thumb instinctively swiped right on the phone screen, seeking refuge in the glowing chaos of the app store. Not for productivity tools—those felt like accomplices to the corporate overload. No, I needed something that existed outside the tyranny of deadlines. That’s when the thumbnail caught me: a shimmering shuriken hovering above a tranquil

It was during another soul-crushing conference call when my thumb started twitching uncontrollably. The CFO's droning voice blurred into static as phantom vibrations from my pocket pulled at my consciousness. That's when I first noticed it – the turquoise glow bleeding through my trousers fabric. Like forbidden treasure calling from the depths, the idle progression system had been silently cultivating my aquatic empire while I drowned in spreadsheets. I excused myself to the restroom, locked the

Rain lashed against the office window as another spreadsheet-induced migraine pulsed behind my eyes. My thumb instinctively scrolled through dopamine dealers on the Play Store - until Shuriken Grow caught me with its deceptive simplicity. Two days later, during a soul-crushing subway delay, I discovered this wasn't gaming. This was digital alchemy.

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