Pulse Labs 2025-09-13T03:35:35Z
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That Tuesday started like any other - caffeine, chaos, and crushing deadlines. My fiddle leaf fig "Veronica" stood sentinel by the drafty bay window, her broad leaves catching the weak London sunlight. I'd already murdered three of her predecessors through neglect, overwatering, or sheer horticultural ignorance. By noon, my phone screamed with an alarm I'd never heard before - a shrill, persistent wail that cut through my spreadsheet trance. Pulse Grow's moisture sensor had plunged into the red