Seagame 2025-09-11T02:02:43Z
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The stale coffee in my mug mirrored my cynicism as I scrolled through yet another "revolutionary" strategy game ad. Ten years reviewing mobile war sims had turned me into a jaded general, numb to the copy-pasted base builders flooding the app stores. But then—during a rain-lashed Tuesday morning commute—my thumb froze. There it was: a gorilla with Tesla coils grafted to its knuckles, roaring atop a smoldering skyscraper. I downloaded Ape Chaos on a whim, not knowing it would hijack my routines a