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   Rain lashed against my home office window like angry traders pounding the exchange floor. My palms were sweating onto the keyboard as I watched NIFTY futures plunge 300 points in pre-market - economic uncertainty had turned the indices into a rollercoaster without seatbelts. That familiar cocktail of adrenaline and dread hit me when my usual trading platform froze mid-chart, leaving me blind to crucial support levels. In that suspended moment of panic, I remembered the neon-green icon I'd sideli Rain lashed against my home office window like angry traders pounding the exchange floor. My palms were sweating onto the keyboard as I watched NIFTY futures plunge 300 points in pre-market - economic uncertainty had turned the indices into a rollercoaster without seatbelts. That familiar cocktail of adrenaline and dread hit me when my usual trading platform froze mid-chart, leaving me blind to crucial support levels. In that suspended moment of panic, I remembered the neon-green icon I'd sideli
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