Streamliners 2025-09-11T18:40:27Z
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Tomato sauce looked like a crime scene across my screen, fingerprints smearing over some blogger’s essay about Tuscan summers while chicken burned behind me. I’d sworn at that glowing rectangle before, but this time the knife felt dangerously heavy in my hand. Cooking shouldn’t require digital archaeology—scrolling past sepia-toned nostalgia, ads for probiotic yogurt, and someone’s dissertation on salt varieties just to learn how much damn oregano went into the dish. My therapist called it "low-