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Sweat beaded on my forehead as I stared at the calendar notification mocking me: investor pitch at 2 PM, Liam's school play at 3:30. The brutal overlap wasn't just inconvenient - it felt like parental failure meeting professional suicide. My fingers trembled over the keyboard as I tried to reschedule the pitch, knowing VC calendars book weeks in advance. That's when Chaos Control 2's notification pulsed gently on my watch: "Alternative path detected. Swipe to resolve."

The smell of sawdust always used to trigger my panic reflex. Not because I disliked woodworking – I loved the satisfaction of creating something tangible – but because fractions haunted every project. That Thursday, my bookshelf dreams died at the measurement stage. Fraction Calculator Plus became my unexpected mediator when 5/8" plus 3/4" dissolved into pencil-snapping frustration. I'd already wasted two oak planks by eyeballing measurements, each jagged cut mocking my community college math dr

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