Woodmans Inc. 2025-09-19T07:02:41Z
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It was one of those chaotic Saturday mornings where the universe seemed to conspire against my sanity. The kids were screaming for pancakes, my partner was out of town, and I had precisely forty-five minutes to hit the store, grab ingredients, and get back before the hunger-induced meltdowns began. As I dashed into Woodman's, my mind was a jumbled mess of flour, eggs, and syrup, but my phone buzzed with a notification from the Woodman's Mobile App—a tool I'd downloaded weeks ago out of sheer des
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Rain lashed against my windshield as I white-knuckled the steering wheel toward Kroger's fluorescent hellscape. Another Friday evening sacrificed to the fluorescent-lit purgatory of grocery shopping. Inside, the scent of overripe bananas and disinfectant hung thick while a toddler's shriek echoed off cereal boxes. My damp jeans clung to me as I scanned my crumpled list: coconut aminos, nutritional yeast, organic russet potatoes. The last item sent cold dread through my gut. Potatoes lived where?