biometric HR 2025-09-20T02:29:39Z
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The fluorescent lights of the maternity ward hummed like angry hornets as my wife's grip crushed my fingers. "Contractions... two minutes apart," the nurse announced, her voice slicing through the beeping monitors. My throat tightened - not just from the impending fatherhood, but the HR forms burning a hole in my briefcase. Company policy required paternity leave requests stamped in triplicate before delivery. I'd be trapped in paperwork purgatory while my child entered the world.