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Rain lashed against my apartment windows like angry fingertips drumming glass, trapping me indoors on what should've been a hiking Sunday. That familiar restless itch started crawling up my spine – the kind that used to send me spiraling through twelve browser tabs hunting for new Nerdologia episodes. I'd wrestle with buffering videos, lose my spot when switching apps, and inevitably give up to stare at damp walls. But today felt different. My thumb hovered over that blue-and-orange icon I'd ins

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