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Rain lashed against my cycling glasses like tiny bullets as I hit mile 75 of the Granite Peak Challenge. My thighs screamed bloody murder, each rotation feeling like dragging concrete blocks through molasses. Somewhere between the third mountain pass and the fourth existential crisis, I wondered why anyone pays to suffer like this. That's when my watch buzzed - not with another soul-crushing elevation alert, but with a message from my idiot training partner: "Quit pretending you're dying, I see

The fluorescent lights hummed like angry hornets above the conference table as my PowerPoint froze mid-sentence. That spinning rainbow wheel mocked me while 12 executives stared holes through my forehead. My throat constricted like someone had tightened a leather belt around it - each failed Ctrl+Alt+Del attempt sending fresh adrenaline spikes through my trembling hands. That's when my fingers instinctively spider-walked toward my phone, seeking refuge before the nervous sweat on my palms could

Rain lashed against the taxi window as we crawled through Novi Sad traffic, each raindrop mirroring the panic rising in my throat. "The transfer must happen in twenty minutes or the deal collapses," my supplier's voice still echoed from the call. My trembling fingers smeared condensation across the phone screen as I frantically searched for updated exchange rates. Every banking app showed conflicting numbers, every website timed out. Then I remembered the blue icon with white lettering I'd dismi

My knuckles were still white from gripping the steering wheel after that highway standstill – forty minutes trapped between honking horns and exhaust fumes while some idiot tried merging sideways. The rage simmered like acid in my throat as I slammed my apartment door. That's when I spotted the stupid grinning ragdoll icon on my home screen, almost taunting me. One tap later, I was elbow-deep in virtual carnage.

That Tuesday started with the distinct smell of burnt toast and regret - my third coffee sloshed dangerously as I swiped open my tablet, bracing for the daily managerial grind. Little did I know the virtual ER was about to swallow me whole when an ambulance disgorged seventeen patients covered in pulsating fungi. My meticulously planned hospital layout instantly became a claustrophobic nightmare, nurses ricocheting between gurneys like pinballs while fungal spores bloomed across waiting room cha

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