device security protocols 2025-09-13T13:44:20Z

The alarm blared at 3:17 AM – not my phone, but the security system screaming through the office speakers. I stumbled over cables, the acrid smell of overheating electronics hitting me before I even reached the server room. Marketing's iPhones had gone rogue again, bricking themselves during a forced update, while accounting's Windows surfaces flashed blue death screens like disco lights. My coffee mug shattered against the wall when I saw the error logs; cold brew mixed with glass shards as pan