dietapp 2025-09-17T09:56:00Z
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The elastic waistband of my "comfort pants" had become a geological record of failed resolutions, each stretched thread whispering promises broken. I'd cycled through kale smoothies and keto until my dreams smelled of coconut oil, only to face the mirror's cruel honesty each dawn. That Thursday evening, as I stared at a fridge containing nothing but expired Greek yogurt and regret, something snapped. Not another Pinterest diet board. Not another influencer's "before" photo suspiciously resemblin