elevator strategy 2025-09-11T15:05:52Z
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Rain lashed against the subway windows as I squeezed between damp overcoats, the stench of wet wool and desperation clinging to my throat. Forty-three minutes to downtown with nothing but flickering ads and existential dread. That's when I discovered war could be waged vertically. My thumb swiped left on some forgettable puzzle game, landing on an icon showing an elevator crushing steampunk spiders. Troop Engine promised "tactical ascension," and my god, it delivered.