infrared emulation 2025-09-20T20:07:30Z
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Rain lashed against the windows as thunder rattled my antique lamp. Perfect horror movie weather. I'd gathered blankets, microwaved popcorn till the kernels screamed, and queued up The Shining on my Sony Bravia. Then came the gut punch - my remote had vanished into the same void where single socks go. I tore through cushions like a badger digging its den, fingers finding nothing but crumbs and a fossilized gummy bear. My cat watched with judgmental eyes as I crawled across the rug, patting every