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That first glacial breath of January air always feels like betrayal. Standing in my driveway at 6:15 AM, wool scarf strangling my neck, I watched the frost patterns creep across my windshield like frozen spiderwebs. Inside that metal tomb, leather seats would feel like slabs of Arctic marble. My morning ritual involved five minutes of violent shivering while the blower fought its losing battle against condensation. Until the week I discovered the witchcraft hidden in my phone.

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Berlin's January chill bit through my window as I stared at frost patterns crawling across the glass. Three weeks into my relocation, the novelty of solo expat life had curdled into isolation. My contacts app held numbers from another hemisphere, and dating platforms felt like shouting into voids. Then I remembered a friend's offhand remark: "If you want real queer community abroad, try SCRUFF - it's not what you think."

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