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Rain lashed against my Brooklyn apartment windows as I stared at the spinning beach ball of death on my MacBook screen. That cursed rainbow wheel had haunted my freelance design career for three days straight - right when the Thompson contract deadline loomed. My knuckles turned white gripping the edge of my desk. No laptop meant no deliverables. No deliverables meant no $4,500 payment. And rent was due in nine days.

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The rain lashed against my window that Tuesday, mirroring my mood after another disconnected week in Stoke. I'd missed the Hanley market day again - empty stalls mocked me as I passed. That gnawing isolation intensified until Thursday's bus ride, when I noticed a woman chuckling at her phone screen showing a viral video of Potteries fans celebrating. "Where'd you see that?" I blurted out, desperation cracking my voice. Her recommendation felt like throwing a lifeline to a drowning man.

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