joke 2025-10-26T04:13:05Z

Another Tuesday collapsing into chaos – spaghetti sauce blooming like abstract art on the wall, my two-year-old wailing over a cracker broken "wrong," and my frayed nerves vibrating like over-tuned guitar strings. Desperation clawed at me as I fumbled for the tablet, that glowing rectangle of shame. Just ten minutes, I bargained silently. Ten minutes of digital pacifier so I could scrub marinara off baseboards without tiny hands repainting the disaster. I stabbed at icons blindly until my finger

Rain lashed against my studio apartment window like thousands of tiny fists demanding entry – a percussion section to the symphony of isolation that had scored my life since relocating to this rain-slicked city. Three months. Three months of echoing footsteps in empty hallways, of conversations reduced to "paper or plastic?" with grocery clerks, of scrolling through dating apps where every photo felt like a billboard screaming "JUDGE ME!" That particular Tuesday at 1:47 AM found me hunched over