merchandise 2025-11-09T00:25:07Z

Rain smeared Chicago's skyline into a greasy watercolor that Tuesday evening, each wiper swipe revealing another vacant block. My knuckles whitened around the steering wheel – not from cold, but from that familiar acid-burn creeping up my throat. Three hours. Three goddamn hours looping the same six blocks near Union Station, watching those little ping sounds chime on my phone only to vanish before my thumb could even twitch. "Ride accepted by another driver." Again. The notification might as we

Rain lashed against my apartment window at 2:37 AM when I finally snapped. My thumb hovered over the uninstall button of yet another wrestling game – one where "strategy" meant mindlessly tapping through scripted outcomes. That's when the app store algorithm, probably sensing my desperation, shoved this pixelated salvation in my face: a management sim promising real consequences. I scoffed. Downloaded it purely for the schadenfreude of watching another disappointment crash and burn.

Rain lashed against the taxi window as I frantically swiped through blurry photos on my phone – supposed "evidence" of our new energy drink display in convenience stores. Each grainy image felt like a personal betrayal. "Installed perfectly per plan!" claimed Miguel's email from three hours ago, yet here I sat in a soaked trench coat staring at an empty shelf where our products should've dominated. My fingers trembled not from cold, but from the acidic realization that my entire regional launch