monster autonomy 2025-09-19T17:04:44Z
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Rain lashed against the office window as I slumped over another Excel sheet, my brain reduced to statistical mush after nine consecutive hours of budget forecasting. My phone buzzed with a forgotten reminder: "Your slimes have evolved." In that fluorescent-lit purgatory, I remembered leaving Idle Monster TD running overnight, a desperate gamble to reclaim some joy from adulthood's soul-crushing routine. What greeted me during that stolen bathroom break wasn't just progress – it was mutiny.