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Ash fell like gray snow as I threw my grandmother's photo albums into the truck bed. The sheriff's evacuation order had come thirty minutes ago, but cell towers were already drowning in panic. My fingers trembled against the steering wheel while driving down the canyon - this winding road I'd known since childhood now felt like a tunnel to nowhere. Static hissed through every FM frequency until I accidentally swiped left. Suddenly, Martha's voice cut through the chaos, crisp as mountain air: "Fi

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Rain lashed against the tin roof of my rented shack as I stared at the waterlogged parcel map. That dotted line supposedly marking my coffee plot's boundary looked like a child's fever dream. I'd spent weeks arguing with the agri-officer about the encroaching palms from Rodriguez's farm, my calloused fingers stabbing at contradictory coordinates on three different documents. My savings were evaporating faster than morning mist over the highlands - until Maria at the co-op shoved her phone in my