remote property management 2025-09-15T21:53:15Z
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Rain lashed against the tiny Oslo cabin window as I huddled near the wood stove, wool socks steaming. That’s when the scream erupted - not from outside, but from my phone. A shrill, pulsating alarm from the digital butler that’d become my shadow. Water pressure spike detected: Apartment 3B. My stomach dropped like I’d chugged spoiled lutefisk. Three thousand miles away, a pipe was probably bursting in my Brooklyn rental while I sat helpless in this Nordic black hole with Wi-Fi weaker than stale