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Last Tuesday, my phone buzzed with a notification that felt like a personal insult - my niece had just posted a Smule duet of "Shallow" where she sounded like a Broadway star while I resembled a tone-deaf raccoon rummaging through trash cans. That moment of vocal humiliation sparked something primal in me. I needed redemption, not just another mediocre cover lost in Smule's digital ocean. That's when I discovered Smule's secret weapon tucked away in their app ecosystem.

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